SAME OLD DRAG

As someone cool once said: Boys are like buses.

Sometimes you'll be sitting on that bus stop bench for forty minutes by the clock while some dude next to you is blasting Plans on his iPod headphones. And the whole time you're all silently judging him like, HAHAHA PLANS DUDE! Does "My Heart is an Empty Room" make you sad? Oh, I bet it does. MINTY! Though "Brothers On a Hotel Bed" is a nice song. I guess.

And the sun's all beating down on the sidewalk because it's getting to be 3pm, it is 9000 degrees in the shade, you're feeling the sunburn on your ankles for gossakes, and a girl nearby is having the most EXCITING conversation ever on her cell phone, so you're like, hmmm, whom can I call right now so that Plans Dude and Freshman Girl think I too have friends? Ah. My mom. So Mom's like, WRAGH YOU'RE NOT GETTING FAT OVER THERE ARE YOU? YOU LOOKED FAT IN THOSE PHOTOS YOU SENT ME.

But then THE BUS SHOWS UP, and you offer little prayers to the heavens because you are only 20 minutes late for your seminar. Nevertheless the douchebag driving said bus, who KNOWS YOUR FACE because you take said bus every afternoon MONDAY-THURSDAY, still has the gumption to demand you produce your student ID, like he demands of you every. single. day, and you're like, yeah, okay, just let me use my THIRD ARM to shift around the 50 things I am carrying to find my CARD, not like I have a PRESENTATION TODAY that's worth 75% of my grade or anything. Dick.

And then you look out the back window of the bus and you see like 4 more buses lined up at the bus stop, and you kinda wish you'd taken the one that doesn't smell vaguely of Taco Bell hot sauce.

JESUS GOD WHY WON'T YOU DIE THREAD

YOU BRING SHAME UPON MY FAMILY

MY FRIENDS KNOW ABOUT YOU

(I've learned a lesson.)

Fanmade video for Guitar Vader's "Morrison House"!

SHORT + SWEET.

I recently realized that Pinback's probably the only band who does TEENAGE ANGST whom I not only deeply enjoy, but still relate to. Damn, they even have that sound sometimes, yanno? The Jimmy Eat World sound, local band sound, SAN DIEGO HIGH SCHOOL SOUND. When Rob Crow forgets himself.

But the other day I was blasting AFK in traffic on the freeway and some older guy maneuvered up to me to shout, WHAT IS THAT BAND?? WHAT IS THAT BAND???


PINBACK - AFK

THOMAS KINKADE URINATES ON WINNIE THE POOH

have at you stalin: AND ONE TIME HE FOUGHT SOME DUDES IN A VEGAS BAR
ladysisyphus: I read 'vegan bar'.
have at you stalin: THOMAS KINKADE WOULD PUNCH EVERY VEGAN IN THE FACE
ladysisyphus: The vegan police would come for him!
have at you stalin: NO THOMAS KINKADE IS SO TOUGH HE'D PICK UP A POLICE CAR AND THROW IT AT THE OTHER POLICE CARS, MAKING EVERYTHING HELLA EXPLODE WHILE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR WAILS IN THE BACKGROUND
ladysisyphus: 'In 2006 John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion ("about six years ago") Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried and Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. '
ladysisyphus: I approve of this lifestyle choice.
have at you stalin: THOMAS KINKADE FLIPS OUT AND KILLS PEOPLE ALL THE TIME
have at you stalin: ONE TIME THOMAS KINKADE WAS EATING AT A DINER AND SOME GUY DROPPED A SPOON AND THOMAS KINKADE KILLED THE WHOLE TOWN
ladysisyphus: WITH HIS PAINTBRUSH
ladysisyphus: AND A PLASTIC JESUS

( YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ONDORE )

I know I can't. Did I just collect 27 macros.

...I WAS NEVER HERE THIS NEVER HAPPENED UNSEE IT NOW.

In order to spare people my nonsense, all future tl;dr music and fan stuff goes here. Exceeding amounts of dumb to follow, mitigated only slightly by equal amounts of unironic pretension. Comment to be added; I'll be f-locking my shame f-lock is foreign to me.